Today is International talk like a pirate day. Indulge.

"Tie down the main mast, mateys. 'Cause here he is, the cunning kingfish, the bad barracuda! A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. A man so quick, he's even fast asleep.Thank you! Now lets give him a very big hand, 'cause he's only got one. I give you, the steel-handed stingray, Captain James Hook!"

-Smee from one of my all time favorite movies Hook